Fallout 4 Legendary Alpha Deathclaw VS Legendary Raider

Fallout 4: Legendary mashups, round 1

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Legendary Alpha Deathclaw VS Legendary Raider, ding ding ding!

Lucian and NuxHere we have it: a mashup between a vicious Legendary Alpha Deathclaw - with talons as long as your hand - and a Legendary Raider wielding a wooden... board. Ahem. It's not the most well balanced mashup, I give you that, but it's still a battle between legendary creatures that might make you think "holy crap, this is what it would look like if the skinny bald retard Nux from Mad Max: Fury Road fought Lucian from Underworld." Check it out.

In the left corner:

  • Name: Legendary Alpha Deathclaw
  • Height: ~8' 6"
  • Weight: ~500lbs
  • Weapon: Razor sharp talons, roar, dirt-in-your-eye
  • Style: Chuck Norris (swipes furiously at your face and body until you are dead, jukes your ranged attacks like a ninja, flings dirt in your eyes like a jerk, and roars like a badass)
  • Hobbies: reminding wastelanders why he's the alpha, hunting for loud noises, and generally being a dick

In the right corner:

  • Name: Legendary Raider
  • Height: ~6'
  • Weight: ~180lbs
  • Weapon: Wounding Board
  • Style: Drunken Pirate (futilely swings a giant wooden sword fashioned from a boat oar, flies like a ragdoll into the side of a building, and dies)
  • Hobbies: raiding homesteads, patrolling abandoned roads, murdering innocent wastelanders, and fornicating with radstags

When the dust settles the Legendary Alpha Deathclaw is the clear winner. It wasn't even close. What this video doesn't show is the Raider Psycho and Raider Veteran who threw themselves at the beast like meat in the grinder to try and give the Legendary Raider a better chance. More loot for me!
Jay
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