This place is awesome. A Mr. handy aptly named Greeter gave me the low down on the facility, a loud booming voice from the one referred to as "the Director" (who's voice reminds me of Clancy Brown for some reason) stationed high up in a command module resembling a gigantic Mr. handy echos down orders to its attendants - orders like "the use of force against customers is strictly prohibited" (why would it even need to say that?), and then I got chased around by bowling attendants after I
may have shot one. But that's just scratching the surface of this place. There is a quest here leading me to reset the facility, so it can get a firmware update but by the time I figured that out I had already gotten killed about 8 times and launched a couple of mini-nukes into the compound.
As usual though I recorded the journey for posterity's sake.
